"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain
"Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten." - B.F. Skinner
"The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving." - Russell Green
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate, no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament. It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage." - Joseph Addison